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25 October 2005 9:54 a.m.
silly season

i must have missed the memo. first dad comes home with bloodstains on his shirt, and then the girl that bro22 is dating (gf22?) has a jealous admirer who's managed to obtain our house number so that he can harass not one, but two people. so now we have to be on our guard.

i realise it's not her fault, but i think the trouble we might have to experience could have been avoided if she'd disconnected her original phone number, which was provided by her former company, where the admirer is still working - the bill is sent to them and that's how he obtained the number. isn't that illegal or something?

i'd like opinions, please, and no, not those that involve battering him with plushies till he's black and blue.

edit: (man, i hate those) Jackass didn't go through gf22's phone bill. instead, he might have cribbed it from bro22's warranty card when he bought a new phone. whatever, he's still an idiot.

edit #2: i forgot to mention gf22 played badminton with jackass once. ever.

24 October 2005 11:11 a.m.
it's like that song

OneUtama phase 2 car park.
RM1 for parking.
RM3 per entry.
RM2 per token.
the speakers drown out the screams.
2 to 4 tokens per ride.
try not to eat before getting on one : (

22 October 2005 1:13 p.m.
half-hearted

i wanted to write a review of Goal! for which i'd obtained free tickets, but mine would read like "barrio boy bedazzles mates with mad skillz... gains illegal entry into america... grows up to look uncannily like Robbie Williams... does more step-overs than Cris Ronaldo... omg Kasabian and Oasis circa Morning Glory on the soundtrack!!!"

also, from the lady in the row behind mine -

"oh my gaa-AAAWD it's David Beckha-AAAM!!!" (he only has one line anyway)

i hadn't even finished laughing at her when Raul (he has two lines and they're neat!) and Zidane (no lines at all, but he doesn't need them) appeared in the very next scene, and i had to fight from embarrassing myself.

am i the only person whose boss takes 10 days' leave and then shows up at the workplace at 4/5/6 p.m. anyway?

19 October 2005 8:51 p.m.
horror what? or: he was here first, bitches

it sounds like he's being a wanker - first Marilyn Manson is in talks to develop his own perfume (the comments following the announcement are... fantastic, ahaha), and a line of cosmetics, and now he's making his own movies in the genre of horripilation?

soon he'll give himself a stage name and persona and blame any misbehaviour on it.

... oh.

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