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07 March 2005 8:05 a.m. i don't know/forgot where i got the link and i'm typing like a fucking drunk. it's hard, i tell you, when the masses just never get to see the mayhem that melds into magic. all that aside, please read Perry Bible Fellowship, and tell everyone about it. this looks like one of those internet things. i hate it when some americans use english slang and the spelling is mysteriously changed for absolutely no reason at all. in this case, it's spelling it G-R-O-D-Y instead of G-R-O-T-T-Y. fuckers. Flying Snow: *angry because Broken Sword wigged out when he was supposed to kill the emperor* is "Our People" the only thing you have in your heart? yeah, so i finally watched Hero - i only watched the second half last time. a few things though - 1. chinese names shouldn't be translated in the subtitles, or anywhere else. cats just love to house their blind kittens in our backyard. of all the places on the whole road, they choose to shelter their young under an unused hydroponic vegetable holder. you know the one - it looks like a big shallow basin. mum used to grow cekur manis in them, but you get tired of rabbit food if you have it virtually every day, you know? i guess it's because ours is one of the few backyards that aren't fenced up. it's pretty ironic considering our last pet was a tortoise when i was 11, which we found head-down and motionless in its water one day. in other news, i bought some mask-type things to put on my face, since it insists on being attractively pizza-like so often. the honey/almond mask from Tokalon smells just like sunscreen, which is nicer than it sounds. i decided to try out the peel-off mask next, which had tragic results, to put it mildly. oh sure, i looked vaguely like Abe Sapien, which is cooler than it sounds, but the thing wouldn't peel off after the designated 20 minutes! not only that, it looked and smelled like melted blue plastic and didn't wash off completely in the first go. 1. blog. naturally. my newest cousin sister was born on 14 february. i guess we'll probably have to buy her birthday presents in november. Boogeyman pretty bad let-down. Lemony Snicket fabulous. Count Olaf has a website too. In The Mood For Love was too abstract for me to understand. this is not to say i didn't enjoy it's funny how that Kris Aquino woman is in a movie called Feng Shui. yes, yes, i realise that there are chinese practices in the Philippines too, but it still looks v incongruous, especially when the tag-line is "don't watch this movie alone!" i'm a sucker for horror movies, especially the schlocky-looking ones. i also realise that this post has no continuity, much like all my other posts, but hey, continuity is for anal retentives. there's this book in MPH called The Virtues of The Solitary Bird, and the first page is a page 11. plus, the chapter numbers in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time are prime numbers. i don't actually know what my point is, but bear with me, please. also, lower-case isn't just for e.e. cummings. better and betterer good - the neighbours are moving out, and they've sold the house. they'll be moving into 2 condo units. i wonder where their dog will go. i found out all this because dad's acquaintance's wife knows their eldest daughter, and bro22's friend is a distant relative of theirs. bad - they've sold the house to someone who has FOUR dogs. assholes. ... oh wait, the bit about the dogs isn't confirmed - dad and bro22 are pointing at each other and claiming each one is the one who submitted the info. i actually have loads more to write, but first an anouncement - WMD 8328. if anyone sees this fucker, please do me the kindness of damaging the vehicle. i DO NOT take kindly to black nissan pickup trucks parking outside my front gate. in fact, i do not take kindly to ANY of my neighbours's visitors parking their vehicles outside my front gate. what, are they some new sort of invalid who cannot walk across roads? i'd like to turn them into invalids, damn straight. kthxbai.
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