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29 August 2003 7:42 p.m. if it weren't for the males i idolise, i'd be glad that the y-chromosome is on its way to extinction. whoever said that men were better drivers deserves the ant-hill treatment, after a good swift kick in the nuts. the seat of masculinity, if you will. i have fantastic proof that males are the dumber sex, too bad they're still alive. who crosses the road at a roundabout, looking the other way as he does so?! gaa... must let it out somehow... yesterday, i had a glass of full-cream milk. next thing i knew, i was getting well acquainted with the experience that is diarrhea. fast-forward peristalsis, if you will. should save this before i forget. this too. i woke up to watch the game! i'm so proud of meself. but i'm also somewhat disappointed. Ruud was not his usual kiasu self this morning, allowing O' Shea to get away with the distinction of scoring the only goal of the game. but that Camara fella... interesting. the other thing is that i noticed how pointy Roy Keane's ears are. not leprechaun-like, mind you, that'd be too charming. actually, they're quite vulpine, which is consistent with his character, dare i say? hehehe. went to see the boria performances at the UM arts festival. i can only say that i DO NOT understand the concept, and that i now know where RTM gets its ideas from. bloody retro overdone drama... does it depend on the theme, or is it consistently awful that way? but i guess it was worth it to see that mixed-blood hottie in drag. with pigtails, no less. his own hair! pink baju kebarung, hehehe. effete gestures LOL. one more thing: i find it disturbing to see malaysians actually welcoming more censorship here. e.g: 'yes, i think the government should be stricter in censoring movies; i've noticed them being a bit lenient lately and recently movies have contained more immoral elements, so i tihnk it's right that the government be stricter about censorship.' wtf???!!! if it's immoral and you're all for the preservation of our 'asian values', why the hell are you watching the horrid thing in the first place? if it's so evil and corruptive a movie, then you're better off staying as far away as possible from it, aren't you? after all, we can't have morally-bankrupt people like me running around freely, corrupting you're all freaks. stay the hell away from me. stay at home and listen to your easy-listening favorites. watch your bleeding Titanic reruns. drown yourself in chicken soup for the soul. anything, just STAY AWAY FROM ME AND ALL THOSE WHO THINK. *cries* you should never ever do anything to the Dragonlance series. especially the twins. they are an institution unto themselves. anyone who dares introduce a Mary Sue into the plot should be staked, then buried in an ant-hill. no, wait, have her eyes covered in honey then staked to an ant-hill. especially when the thing involves RAISTLIN. golden-eyed mages like him should be given the respect they deserve. *imagines sticking pins into the "author's" eyes*
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