07 October 2002 8:25 a.m. OHMIGAUD… tries to stop laughing but fails miserably OHMIGAUD… I have seen the ‘Matrix’ and I still can’t believe the inspiration that went into making it. laughs until she cries Oh gaud oh gaud… It was a parody of everything involved in those old-style Chinese kung-fu movies, except that there was sex involved and it was unbelievable!!! There’s another one called ‘Matrix on Acid’. Far out, baby. … How can I stand for this silliness if I’m supposed to be Genjo Sanzo? Everyone has their weakness, I suppose. thinks about sex in the trees and falls over laughing Right, if this is supposed to informative for anyone who comes here at all, then I should start making entries that are actually relevant to my life, instead of ranting on and on about how people piss me off and skimming over everyday matters that my long lost pals actually want to know about! Ooh, I’m a dirty minded thing. There’s actually a video called ‘Matrix Porn’! It’s such a laugh according to my brother. 7 minutes more till I get to laugh my head off. I’ve actually started to get interested in shopping now. I was only interested in clothes before, but that trip to Sungei Wang with Ha, Faizal and Lali was a real… uh, catalyst for my new spending habit. Oh alright, I’d bought a red cardigan a few days before that and it only cost me 4 ringgit!!! I’m still reeling in shock. There are several reasons for that, though: I bought a cardigan. Well ‘ard people don’t buy cardigans, they slouch around in sweaters and pullovers and look gloomy and loner-like. This probably signals the end of my ‘starving artist’ days. Also, it’s hand-knitted. That’s the sort of thing that is undeniably feminine and sweet and… feminine… this probably signals the end of the ‘I listen to heavy metal, therefore I don’t wear feminine clothes’ era. Of course, you can listen to heavy metal and still dress like a lady cos rules are for fools anyway, haha. Nah, I think I’ll like the new era because it’ll be more of a shock to people. Three minutes to comedy porn. I wonder what they were thinking when they decided to make the video. And, the cardigan is form-fitting, so it brings out the inherent feminity that is present in every female. Oo-er. Looks like I am growing up. Look at me; I’m talking about clothes to a nonexistent audience! So then, we went to Sungei Wang and BB Plaza and it was hard to be blasé about things when I myself was interested in what I saw. Ahahaha… the download is completed. The house feels much more spacious now that all that extra furniture has been taken away. I've always said and I maintain that stand now: there was never a need to get it all in the first place. Of course, my mother would reply to this by telling me to shut up and that she wanted it and what she say goes. Of course, of course. I am the kind who imagines throw cushions all over the place. Oh crap. Salvation army's just called again. I forgot to tell them about the aquarium! Gee. There goes that dream of making my own glass table-storage box thing. Or a terrarium. There, that's probably proof that hash browns from McDonald's are bad for you. They make you lose your memory. Damn you, mental cobwebs! Away with you! It's admirable how the movers called to say what they had missed though. Such diligence, such attention to detail. It's as if the whole 'Malaysian apathy' thing doesn't exist! Maybe it's not such a good idea to leave the front gate open... Yeah well, I'm stinky and sweaty and smelly anyway, so who cares?
Not all porn is bad... is it?
Yet more self indulgence
Salvation comes in a great big truck, doesn't it
